Sunday, August 16, 2009

My Wife=Pregnant

Yes, yes it's true. Actually, now that every one of you that reads this blog already knows that Amanda's pregnant it's not a surprise. It is, however, tremendously exciting. No, we weren't trying, but we weren't preventing, either. Amanda is nine weeks in and starting to develop a little bit of a baby bump. Cravings have started (DONUTS at 6 a.m. this morning), but we've yet to have our first irrational outbreak of emotional hogwash. Our due date is March 24th, and we'll go back it September to have another ultrasound done. The first week in August we heard the Baby's heartbeat. It was quite emotional. So it's actually happening; I'm going to be a father. Any guesses as to the baby's name? We're selling the rights, matter of fact.

It's 7:30 p.m. and my mind is already starting to think about work. It's like when I was in school and at the same time before the week of classes started I'd switch to school mode. Except this sucks even more. As we speak I'm suppressing the urge to continue thinking about work. Oh, a freecreditreport.com commercial.....okay I'm back. Work is out of the equation for a minute.

Yesterday was my fantasy football draft. I think I did well, and if things break right I have a chance to win it for the second time. yesterday also provided an opportunity for me to catch-up with my high school friends. We're all pretty much the same, except fatter and balder. It was a lot of fun.

Now that the fantasy football draft is gone and Madden 10 is out (which I've played for all of an hour), I'm eyeing the next piece of excitement on the horizon. This week it's a Saturday Night Boxing event on HBO. I know, not much, right?

The books are, well, they're coming along. My wife has yet to begin reading through my final rewrite of the 'The Plunge.' If she doesn't watch it, I'm going to submit it without her editorial eye. I'm ready to put that thing in the ground. I've been working on it for nearly two years, and every time I see it I want to throw up. It's gone through six rewrites, and I'm going to rewrite it again before I submit it to agents. (Mind you, I'm re-reading and re-writing 324 double-spaced, 12 font pages) Then when (if) it gets picked up by a publisher, I'll have to rewrite it six more times. So, my thoughts on 'The Plunge' for this week are that it's love/hate. There are parts of it that still make me laugh. Then there are others that are just plain tedious. Problem is that I don't know how to fix it. In the hands of a professional I'm hoping to find what I'm missing. There's a lot to work with there, though. The feedback from those who've read parts has been overwhelmingly positive, so the support is pushing me on.

And as stated in the last post, my novel is undergoing its third rewrite. I'd put it down for four months, and now that I've jumped back into it, I'm liking it more and more. I'm through about this go, and part of me is afraid that the writing is too simplistic. And by simplistic I mean not overly descriptive to the point of nausea. My wife, who began editing it, hated the writing because it was 'too wordy.' My friend, Dan, who began an edit really like the writing. So who to write to? Well, always write to your audience. My audience is the teenage bracket. That's simplistic. So, I've removed some of the description and made it a little easier on the eyes. I don't want to expose too much of the plot, but just remember that it's about zombies...and it's an awesome story arc!

By the way, we could get our tropical storm next week!

http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/refresh/graphics_at2+shtml/204112.shtml?5-daynl?large#contents

Also, on the media horizon for me:

http://www.batmanarkhamasylum.com/start

Until next time...

Sunday, August 9, 2009

Can You Feel This?

It only comes once per year, and no, I'm not talking about Christmas. I'm talking about the annual release of Madden NFL Football on your favorite videogame system. It's not the greatest football videogame franchise of all-time (reserved for 2K Sports' efforts), but it's all we get. As I sit here now, I'm watching the 4th quarter of a preseason NFL game. Yeah, that's right, the preseason. Who cares about preseason? I guess I do. So, Madden is releasing this coming Friday, and this years NCL fantasy football draft with my friends is this coming Saturday. So it's a pretty good weak, yet again. Two in a row!

Last night was Green Day. My goodness did they rock! They're such a phenomenal band, and the front man, Billie Joe Armstrong, kept the crowd engaged for the two-hour set. It'd been five years since I'd last seen them, and they might be even better than I remember. The stage and set was amazing, as was the music. So, next on the concert agenda will be Blink 182, Fallout Boy and the All-American Rejects in September.

I stopped by the book section this morning just to see what's selling. And do you know what's selling? Yep, you guessed it: Freaking Vampires! I might work a vampire into 'The Plunge' as an additional angle. I'm not saying that I need it, just saying that it might help.

So, I'm done with my most recent rewrite of 'The Plunge.' This week I'll be getting the newest version of the manuscript bound for my wife's perusal, and after she finishes I'll run through it one more time. This past weekend I identified five agents that would be ideal to represent 'The Plunge.' As I finish-up, I'll begin to write query letters and hopefully something will stick. The other day I was telling someone that they were just like messages in bottles. Maybe someone will ready them, maybe they won't. Nevertheless, I'll be trying.

My next writing project will be the rewrite of the novel I wrote over the holidays, 'Waterglade.' Anyone remember, 'Waterglade'? It's a neat little story that's got some legs and room for plenty of sequels. More details on 'Waterglade' as I'm working through it.

Until next time...

Sunday, August 2, 2009

A Totally Sweet Week!

I'm sure you all have noticed the new layout, which isn't anything special, but at least it's change. In case it wasn't obvious, this week is the Green Day concert at the Toyota Center on August 8th! It'll be the first concert I've attended in quite awhile, and I'll be going with my friends Martin and Bobby (and our ladies, of course). I've seen Green Day once before, and I remember them putting on one hell of a show. It should be a blast.

Not only is Green Day this Saturday, but Sunday (right now as a matter of fact) through Saturday is Shark Week on Discovery. I've been watching Shark Week since I was a kid, and I still can't get enough of it. Programming tonight has been pretty good. I can't wait to see what's in store for the rest of the week.

Great progress has been made on my rewrite of 'The Plunge'. I'm likely only 50 or so pages away from being done. My goal is to have it finished by weekend, which would allow me to have it printed and bound for my wife to read through. Then it's back to me and off to publishers. By the end of the month I'll start sending letters out to prospective agents. We're getting pretty close now, and it's exciting. to get started on all of the possibility.

Look for a pretty big announcement soon on the Tom Cathey 2 blog. I'll likely be back with a mid-week update. I apologize for the short entry, but it's back to Shark Week!

Until next time...

Saturday, July 25, 2009

As Promised

Hey Gang!

I know I've been teasing another sliver of the, "The Plunge" for awhile now, but haven't gotten around to doing it. This morning as I've been editing before the standard 6-hour weekend trip to buy things for our house, I thought I'd follow through. So without further adieu, please enjoy a small piece of two-years of hard work.

American Engagements
There hasn’t been a bigger scam perpetrated on modern society than the prevailing thought that engagement rings are a time-honored tradition, and that all men MUST buy their woman a diamond that stretches the boundary of reason and reality. Blame really belongs to every person who has raised their little girl to be a princess that would one day be carried off on a white stallion by an Armani-clad, Mercedez prince. Combine that with ‘gotta have it society,’ and you’ve got a woman expecting a diamond engagement ring that costs months of salary.
Every man who has to save every scrap of pocket change for months to buy his bride-to-be something that meets her approval can thank De Beers and their masterful job of duping the civilized world into obligatory engagement ring purchases. In the late 1910s, diamond sales were down thanks to the discovery of African mines that caused diamond prices to freefall. De Beers created a marketing campaign, and the now vomit-inducing slogan, “A Diamond is Forever,” and changed engagements into materialistic, cookie cutter occasions no longer reserved for the exclusively wealthy. Every holiday season our senses are bombarded with jewelry advertising, creating the formulaic equation that love equals gold and jewels.
“If you love her, you’ll buy her diamonds,” suggest commercials and magazine ads.
Marketing wizards at DeBeers enlisted movie stars as spokespeople who brandished diamond rings, and when coupled with that catchy slogan, men were bamboozled into buying diamonds for women for all sorts of occasions. Men all got hit in the wallets, because mass media and social pressure told their women that their man wasn’t a real man unless he bought big, nice diamonds. So much for being there through thick and thin, providing a shoulder to cry on and be a shelter from the storm; because if you really loved her you’d go into mountainous debt to buy her a diamond ring. And if there’s one thing that I’ve learned, is that conventional wisdom says love doesn’t mean anything without the bling.
Women get ridiculous rings and men get a pat on the back or the envy of other women who want their men to buy them similar or better jewelry than their friend has. And if you’re a dude that gets outdone by a friend on a diamond, then I feel sorry for you. You’re perpetually behind the 8-ball, because ‘his was bigger.’ As if we didn’t have to live THAT one down often enough.
The whole process just sucks, and I mean sucks. So let me get this straight, I’m a good guy because I bought out a huge diamond ring, which required me to sell a kidney and half of my liver for the down payment? Really? Perhaps it would be easier for me to swallow if women received engagement rings and men in return got engagement big-screen televisions, or engagement beer mini-refrigerators. Then we’re talking about a win-win for everyone, with equality to be had for all! Well, as long as women have to blow two months’ salary, too. Otherwise it wouldn’t be equal, right?

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Amazing Happens

Sometimes life throws you small snippets of what's possible. And it's when you don't expect it, too. After week upon week of crap, there are rays of sunshine that peak through the clouds.

Tom Watson, a 59-year-old golfer, almost did the unthinkable. He almost won the British Open. Age is just a number, and it's never too late. It's never, never too late. Of course he fell short in playoff holes, perhaps a victim of old age and tired legs. He'd won the tournament before, but that was twenty years before. It was almost a miracle. It was a ray of sunshine, at least for me.

This weekend my wife and I went to see the Terra Cotta Warrior exhibit at the Houston Museum of Natural Science. Though it was short, it was truly amazing. The long, tenuous work on a megalomaniac's desire to live forever uncovered for a world to see. I don't recommend you pay full-price, though. It was really that short.

Last week was really, really long, and I don't feel like I got to rest-up for the week to come. Thank God for caffeine and its mystical charm of raised blood pressure and alertness.

So get this, I've started on the third rewrite of 'The Plunge', and I got through 40 pages today and didn't focus on it too much. That's really good news, because I think I'm going to be done with it fairly quickly. From there it goes to edit, then back to me for the final revision. We are really, really close to having a finished product. God only knows if it'll ever get published. That's my dream, though. And if not, I have a certain zombie novel and two other ideas I'm pretty high on!

This Tuesday marks the release of "The Watchmen" and "Coraline" on Blu-Ray. I'll be picking both up to watch this coming weekend. This Friday my wife and I are going to see "The Phantom of the Opera." I've never seen any iteration of the show, so I'm looking forward to it. Oh, and I bought a Michael Jackson CD. Please make fun of me. I deserve it, especially after my last blog entry.

Sunday, July 12, 2009

You know what we need? A hurricane!

I'm not talking about Hurricane Ike-level destruction, more of a really strong tropical storm and maybe, just maybe a category one hurricane. Why you ask? Well, when there's a storm brewing in the Gulf of Mexico, the city of Houston shuts down for a few days. Plus it's straight drought-land around here. If we could get three days of no work and ten inches of rain, it'd be dreamy. I think we all can agree that work sucks. It sucks hard. A paid, rain-drenched vacation is better than no vacation at all.

I'm approximately 20 minutes away from watching the premiere of the new season of HBO's 'Entourage.' I remember in 2004 when my buddy and I got hooked on the series. It came on after Ali G. (Borat and Bruno) I became enamored with the show, and a daydreamed about living the sort of high-flying Hollywood lifestyle that a movie star and his posse lives. The closest I got was owning a Corvette that I couldn't afford. Nevertheless, I'm looking forward to the new season, which begins in just a few minutes!

Today I couldn't help but become ensnared by one of the dozens of Michael Jackson specials that have riddled the television landscape for the past week. You know, I actually sat down and thought about the King of Pop and his legacy on our culture. Beyond the shadow of the doubt, he's one of the greatest performers of all time. His musical trail leaves a path of genius, but let's not get crazy. His death is not the low point of anyone's existence. Let's keep it in perspective. It's sad he's gone, but he's been irrelevant in America for a decade unless he's on CNN for a molestation trial. Rest in Peace, Michael. Now let's move on.

In my race to finish writing books and attempts keep up with my seemingly endless string of hobbies, it's come to my attention that I don't sleep anymore. On a good night, I get six hours. On a typical night, I get five or less. After dozing off at the keyboard at work and finally getting physically ill, I've decided to go to bed in a timely fashion, eat well and get back to a regular exercise routine. By doing these things I hope to be ultimately more productive. I'm bringing the old me back. Except that, you know, I'm not giving up beer. No way, not ever.

And there's good news. The second rewrite of 'The Plunge' is now complete! Tomorrow begins work on my third rewrite before I turn it over to my editor and complete the final draft. So, I'm shooting for a September completion date to have the final copy. Then it's on to 'Waterglade.' Speaking of my zombie-thriller, I read over a few chapters the other night. I'm getting a good feeling about it. But then again, we all know how that goes.

Have a great week. Until next time....

Sunday, July 5, 2009

The Curious Case of Lemony Snickets

The July 4th holiday came, and the July 4th holiday went. Now it's time to put on my finely-creased twill dress pants and make the two hour round trip to walk amongst the rest of the living dead.

I finally caught-up on sleep for the first time in three weeks. I've been going hard at work, and it's left me sick with some sort of head congestion or something. My wife and I had a fine time with her family over the weekend. Now we're back home and hunkering down for yet another week in the fray.

I swear to God there's a show called, "Say Yes to the Dress," which chronicles the adventures of brides-to-be as they try to pick out a wedding dress. That saga hits a bit too close to home for me.

Did anyone know that we're about two months away from the kickoff of the NFL season? It's not long until it's beer and chicken wings every Sunday for 12 hours while my wife helps me keep track of my fantasy team.

Anyone notice that unemployment is at 9.5 percent?

My writing is well...it's on going. It hasn't stopped, really, but it's become harder than Tom Sizemore (might have used that joke in the blog, can't remember) to find the energy at the end of the day. Someone has mentioned using Vista's voice recognition software, which eases the process somewhat. Now it's all about finding the time to make that happen. I'm feeling okay about getting the first rough draft cranked out pretty quick. As I predicted, I've now begun to think that the whole book sucks and needs to be dumped in the trash. I know I've always said that no matter what I'd publish it, but if I'm not going to get published for airing out all of my dirty wedding laundry, then I don't know if I'll ever let anyone read it...ever. I'm just in one of those moods where I hate everything. It's sure to change any minute.

I finally saw the David Fincher (Fight Club, Seven) directed 'Curious Case of Benjamin Button.' I bought it three weeks ago and my wife and I sat down to watch it this afternoon. I must it was a stirring and artistic portrait of a 'curious' situation. One thing I took away from it was, that it is truly never too late to do something; it's never too late to start. I'm happy I saw that movie today. Thoughts like that help me get up every day. Well there's that thought and the Floyd Mayweather fight coming up.

Until next time...